I'd fuck you if you wore that dress.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:12, archived)

+ up the arse, dry, with chilli pepper under my foreskin, as a punishment

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

You'd fuck a hole in the wall if it wore that dress.

( FoldsFive, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Only if Dale Winton had been signed up to shout "COME ON THE WALL"
just before ejaculation.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

haha

( WormuIus, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

Ha :)

( FoldsFive, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

I think he has.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:40, archived)