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If you were dressing as a robot, how would you approach it?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
Hmm, boxes sprayed silver or something.
Or implant my consciousness into a robotic body. Whichever's handier.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
Have somebody else do it.
I'm not for this kind of banter.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
I've just joined your fan page on that Facebook Jammy.
I must say that it is rather splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
It's where most internet is headed, these days.
It's a tear jerker for the dumpy ankled.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
Aye, I can imagine the fatties getting themselves into an irregular heartbeat
over your antics.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
It's allowing reverse anonymity.
It gives the tubby a chance to have a go at JMG, under the disguise of their own real name.
Instead of their internet name.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
Maybe we should send you on a tour of fast food restaurants in the UK,
and then they can do it face to face.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
I predict fist fights in the overflow drive-through bays.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
They wouldn't last long, they'd tire themselves out.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
They wouldn't even be able to stand up in order to fight, don't kid yourselves.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
They'd just wheeze at each other until someone's lungs packed in.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
probably like
this
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
Autosexuals, roll out!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
Use the internet to get design ideas.
Then use some kind of cardboard and silver.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
cautiously
with a hammer in my hand
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
go naked but sprayed silver all over

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
this IS the future

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
he can also start shouting "PRINT IN PROCESS" and then do a poo on the floor

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
Shit loads of tinfoil

(PsychoChomp, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
I'd take off my skin.
Job done.

By the way, you haven't happened to spot a lass by the name of Sarah Conner pass by here have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 17 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
are you going for a 'robot' in general
or a specific one, i.e. C3P0, Robby the Robot, Marvin the paranoid android?

Tumble dryer exhaust tube is handy for articulated joints, i.e. knees, elbows. Depends how much dosh you want to spend on it. And the fact it'll be fucking hot inside as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 17 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
oh, and practise your 1980s 'robotics' breakdancing
while singing 'Domo Arigato Mr Roboto'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 17 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
in fact that might work.
just get a silver jumpsuit and work on your characterisation/ posture / actions.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 17 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
C3PO

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
with a rubber mask of obama
there is no way that cunt is human
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 22:49, archived)