I dont see why you lot should be put out
Utter bastards!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:42, archived)

there's a load of places
all boarded up to protect themselves
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:43, archived)

I suddenly have the urge for haggis

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:47, archived)

That's how they euphemise
"hot young cock" in Oxford is it ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:56, archived)

Half right
it refers to the young scottish rent boys who sell their wares late at night on the Cowley Road.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:59, archived)

Serves the Scotch people right
for oppressing minorities and being capitalist pigs and stuff.

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( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:44, archived)

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( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)