I like a nice roast
or nice pasta,
or good sausages
or cottage pie
or indian food
or dim sum

depends on my mood really but I love food me.

/I'm not fat.

EDIT IT'S MY B3TADAY MUTHAFUCKERS
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Get a fucking icon then

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

hello stranger

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

How you doin?

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

good thanks,
it's my birthday on sunday woooo
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Wooo
Are you having jelly and ice cream and cake a really really really big balloon?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

I'm having a fancy dress party at my flat,
it should be good, there's a bank holiday the next day so it's going to be super cool .
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

I'm tempted to make some Vodka Jelly though.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

vodka jelly with brandy ice cream

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

*considers*
My parents do have an ice cream maker that I could borrow...
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

It is an excellent combo

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

AND WE'RE ALL INVITED!
But the thing is we have to come as other people, dressed up as the usernames and then we can all guess who everyone is supposed to be and then baldmonkey collects everyone's keys.

YEAH
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

you can come if you want and you can get to milton keynes.
you're one of those internet people that I wouldn't mind my real life friends meeting.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

I can only assume she hasn't jumped on you unexpectedly yet.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

no not yet,
I always expect the unexpected though, so she'd have a hard time.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

For some reaon when I get drunk, I always decide to jump on al
I'm not entirely sure why.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

That's actually very sweet :)
Sadly I will actually be in Hastings, which is piss miles from anywhere
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Hastings is a really shit place to be
I feel sorry for you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

I'm still angry at you for blowing off paintballing to lick out your sister

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Hastings is rubbish,
but oh well, I'll probably see you on the 30th in London.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

YEAH
That is totally in my diary. The hilarity.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

It will be awesome,
I will be drunk,
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

It's always fun to seperate the normals from the socially challenged at these kind of events

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

I'm going to make fun of the /boarders
and the mouth breathers
and the fats
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

not really I'm too polite for that,
but I'll be thinking it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

We'll both be really polite to their faces
then snigger behind their backs all night. In a most english way.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Why?
Donations are voluntary, not compulsory.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Mine is in 5 days. 6 years. Will be away for it so no naked pictures

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

happy b3taday old chap

( spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

thankyou

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:42, archived)