actually, that's probably the issue
I've wanted to be a spaceman ever since I was very small


I wish I was a spaceman
the greatest one alive
I'd fly across the universe
in fireball XL5


/edit if I had a spaceship I sure as fuck wouldn't call it fireball
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

Yeah who do I have to fuck to get into starfleet?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

i belive that it's me, only joking, forum banter, no offence
great times
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

Me, that's why there is no starfleet

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

The first duty of every Star fleet officer is to my cock
my cock, my balls and my ring

If you can't find it within yourself to pleasure my cock, balls and ring
you don't dervere to wear that uniform.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

Is that because we have to develop a relationship with Klingons?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:25, archived)

^that was funnier in my head.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

Congratulations.

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:32, archived)