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a few years ago I spent half a year bumming around south east asia, had a fucking fantastic time
just got an email from a chap I was with and he's been doing pretty much the same thin ever since, well he's been around the world and has just arrived back in malaysia.

I've just had the sudden realisation that my life is shit. Am I right to be insanely jealous of him or should I console myself with the fact that I won't catch malaria and I have a pension?

Actually, I'm not even sure I do have a pension.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
You'd be lucky if Malaria was all you'd catch
All that bumming...
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
I'm not an astronaut
so I consider my life a failure.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
space
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/8041583.stm
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
actually, that's probably the issue
I've wanted to be a spaceman ever since I was very small


I wish I was a spaceman
the greatest one alive
I'd fly across the universe
in fireball XL5



/edit if I had a spaceship I sure as fuck wouldn't call it fireball
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
Yeah who do I have to fuck to get into starfleet?

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
i belive that it's me, only joking, forum banter, no offence
great times
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
Me, that's why there is no starfleet

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
The first duty of every Star fleet officer is to my cock
my cock, my balls and my ring

If you can't find it within yourself to pleasure my cock, balls and ring
you don't dervere to wear that uniform.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
Is that because we have to develop a relationship with Klingons?

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
^that was funnier in my head.

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
Congratulations.

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
Is he a trustafarian?

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BUMMING ALL OVER THE WORLD
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
*likes it, likes it, likes it, likes it, la-haaaaikes it*

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
Ha.
I KNEW IT
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
Shall we all start queueing?

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
Im ticket number 7:(

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
I've got tickets 1,2,3,5,6.
Whoever gets 4 better not make it sloppy.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
Sexface has ticket 4

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
I'm not sure I like all of this talk

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
What's wrong?

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
Everything.

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
Do you not want me to take you up the arse 3 times, then let sex face have a go, then twice more, then let mykeyboy have a go?

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
Would you?

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
Yes.
I might not let the others have a go though.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
Hmm.

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
What, bumming people?
I get cold forearms, I can't help it.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
well you still spent half a year in South east Asia
which is pretty fantastic still. Some people think that drinking lager and eating egg and chips for 7 days in Benidorm counts as exotic travel
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
i think you should decide this really,or not, not for me to have an opinion on this topic, or is it, no offence
cool
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
Unless you're a frequent flyer,
He'll probably get swine flu before you.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
Congratulations to him on being a fucking crusty.

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
I'm pretty much the opposite, in that I've kept going away every year.
It soon just becomes normal life, and you lose any feeling of security or personal space.
So no, you shoudn't be jealous, unless you want to be.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:38, archived)