I have been growing a beard for the last 3 years
Although it has a trim every week or two.

Woo for beardy b3tards!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

If you trim it
it doesn't really count, that's only a two week beard.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

I suppose.
I did go a month without trimming it but my boss said I looked like a homeless man who had stolen someone's suit. She had a fair point.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

DREAD IT.
Then you can dress up as an octopus.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

That would be too good for words
Maybe I could enter the World Freestyle Beard Championships.

I'm not making that event up, it exists.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

Oh, we know. Well, I do.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

i'll never come to terms with this b3tards thing, it will always seem wrong to me, although i assume some like it, no offence
great
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

No offence taken, or not.
Do you prefer b3tan possibly, or not?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

i do yes prefer the term b3tan, it was what we once were, i understand the site owners point of view in trying to avoid that term but it smacks of taking stuff about a forum a little srrs, or not, no offence
ok
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

the trouble with b3tard
is it's pronounced the same as /b/tard. the confusion!
( spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:12, archived)