Fucking hell.
Went to town earlier and bought some baccy, gave the attendant a £20 note and she only gave me the change for a tenner so I asked and she said to come back in 30mins when she cashes up, fair enough.
Came back and she said she checked the tills and everything was in order so she wouldn't give me the tenner I was owed so I kicked off a bit and she started to ring the police at this point I fucked off, not worth the hassle.
Just rang them to speak to the manager and complain and apparantly it was she who served me, fucks sake.
I am adamant that I gave a 20 as that was all I had in my wallet.
:( had to cancel the pub now.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

QOTW

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

YM

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

RAM HER CUNT IN WITH A HONDA ACCORD

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

This is my 3rd favourite meme.

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

What's your second. Obviously know the first.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

YM

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

This
I'm also partial to the 'Sparta' meme
The 'Which Regular are you' meme
The 'Woop Woop Woop' sub-meme

and I've been working on a few others.

WATCH THIS SPACE
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
forum banter, no offence, great
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY TRAMP
?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

Nope, that's not a memememe...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

It was for a short while.
And to be fair, if Cock tuesday can be counted this sure as hell can be.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

DID SOMEONE SAY COCK TUESDAY?
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

I bet he's a fan of the 'AND THEN ALL THE DOORS FELL OFF' meme

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

Or the one where I put tinfoil on my broom-on and did 'robot spinny arms'
ahhhhhhhh, fun days....
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

OF JUSTICE!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

https://www.moneyclaim.gov.uk/csmco2/index.jsp
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

She works behind a till.
You still win Life.

Bye talk. Bye captain, have a nice night. Why thank you, I doubt I will but there you go. *sigh*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

byeeeeee

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

*blows raspberry on belly*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

the only course of action is to go round her house,
break into her back garden
hide in the shed until it's dark while gripping a shovel
cry until morning
go home and cry some more
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Done and done.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

ring head office,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

that is good news/ or bad news, not for me to judge really, sorry, no offence
great times
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

Go on, be brave.
Good news for the woman in the shop that an internet wimp walked in. Bad news for poor King Baby Duck.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

As a tobacco user, you fucking deserved it
consider it a tax on your stupidity.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:13, archived)