Or your ears.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

but can i turn it down? no offence
great banter
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

It may be one of those TVs with a volume control on the set, or you may be able to obtain a replacement remote,
or even take the back off and do something fiddly with the wires. Without know if any of these apply I am not really in a position to offer you any further advice. I'm truly sorry that I am not able to be any more helpful, and I hope that this has not unduly ruined your forum experience.

It's all good baby.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

no offence to you but i was trolling on the whole subject really, i was waiting for a smarty to give technical details, i feel bad now, no offence
can i turn it down?

forum banter

great
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Oooh, you are a card, claiming to be trolling when we both know you are incapable of such a thing.
Great japes. Splendid.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

i really don't know what i was thinking, i'm sorry, no offence
sad times
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

I think you probably can turn it down.
Say "No, thank you" in a firm but polite voice while maintaining eye contact. Shake hands. Depart as friends. Call him up later and meet him in a cheap hotel room. Wear that dress.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

this is it, no offence, forum banter
great forum, good times
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:54, archived)