Been there
done that

bought the t-shirt and started writing the sequel.

with the added bonus of throwing up in the back of the head teachers car as she took me home.
( TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:37, archived)

Excellent work.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

It was back in the days when teachers did that
I did feel sorry for her, she could have left me in a heap outside the school, but I did send her a nice bunch of flowers.
( TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

try to avoid pressure on the uvula next time

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:44, archived)