Heston Blumenthal would be nice to keep about the place.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

Save money by giving Baldmonkey a key to your flat

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:10, archived)

You'd need to keep him folded out of the way somewhere when he wasn't being used though.
He's a bit bulky and not too attractive. Like most high quality kitchen equipment.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

I'd have him with a floor tile on his head
so he could retract into a recess.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:17, archived)