Death to all people not doing handstands at lunchtime
No money without hair
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

DISGUSTING MPS SPENDING MY MONEY
ONLY RICH PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BE MPS!!!!!
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Only people who don't want to be MPs should be allowed to be.
Generally, anyone that actively desires power is too corrupt and morally bankrupt to have it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

So, Prime Minister of Britain, will you be attending the International Conference?
Nah. Can't be arsed.
( thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

EXACTLY.
All these conferences are a waste of fucking time, anyway.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

*Looks at the buffet menu first*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:31, archived)