Au'righ' ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

I'm ok
I was looking forward to bullying lion-cake about politics.
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

The politics is buzzing up here.
Any minuite now someone's eaither going to invaid someone, or The Euro is going to "Sort It Out, Mate".

But to be honest, I'm getting all of my news from people who are getting their news from people who looked over the shoulder of someone who might have been on BBC News website.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

END COMRADE BROWN'S SOCIALIST DEATH-PARADISE
WE ARE PAYING OUR TAXES TO FAT PEOPLE
PEOPLE ON BENEFITS SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET FAT, OTHERWISE HOW CAN WE EXPECT THEM TO WORK!!!!!!!
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Death to all people not doing handstands at lunchtime
No money without hair
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

DISGUSTING MPS SPENDING MY MONEY
ONLY RICH PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BE MPS!!!!!
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Only people who don't want to be MPs should be allowed to be.
Generally, anyone that actively desires power is too corrupt and morally bankrupt to have it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

So, Prime Minister of Britain, will you be attending the International Conference?
Nah. Can't be arsed.
( thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

EXACTLY.
All these conferences are a waste of fucking time, anyway.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

*Looks at the buffet menu first*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

These days
I get the important breaking news from Sickipedia.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

I get all my news from the Daily Mash
I figure if it's worth being satiricial about, it's probably worth checking up on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

I'll have to check it

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

www.thedailymash.co.uk
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I'd pay to see you bully a lion

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

I'd poke it with a stick through the bars of its cage

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

and cry when it roared at me.

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

mmmmmmm..... lion bars....
/homer
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

no it hangs to the left
perculiar
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

I thought you deserted us for off topic,
traitor
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Nah', it's just I've had an OFFLINE life lately.
And every time I go to look on here, it's some twat attention seeking or someone being all edgy and cool (wow, arn't they just like House, House is Soo cool.), and that's all getting a bit yawn.

Plus, they've got Threaded Replys AND pictures, so they win on that account.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

But they've got no 'lol funny thing said roffle' there though...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

p.s. hello all

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

Welcome back Gonz
How's That Cyprus?
( Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

It's fantastic =D
I woke up this morning, went for a swim, the went for a walk with my camera, and am now up in the bar at the top with a nice cold glass of water and internets !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

And there is some cracking euro-pop on the radio of some guy ripping off Bomfunk MCs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Blimey
Time to jack this shit in, head somewhere sunnier. Or just more idyllic.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

I like the mix of London and Cyprus.
Their is such a huge contrast, but it works well. It's all Shabby Chique here.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:31, archived)