the weather has suggested it'll be an indoor session, I'm going to do just bouldering so ropes aren't needed, I'll probably stick to around 6a-6b british technical.
After an hour and a half I'll have a shower at the centre and drive to the pub quiz where I will buy a drink, talk to my cohorts and arouse Mo Mowlem.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

My climbing method
is to lie face down at the foot of a cliff and imagine Hazel blears dressed as Jimmy Krankee, looking doe-eyed over her shoulder at me and licking her nose.

This then gives me an erection and I find myself pogoed to the top of the cliff.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

that's called "Dynamic Crotch Slap"
it's a common technique for 7B boulder problems
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

excellent report!
I would love to go abseiling again, last time I went I was 14 and abseiled down the back of a waterfall in the lakes (granted this had all sorts of safety grips and stuff but it was still fun) and then I was made to sit down on the rock face and wrap my legs around the rope and then lie back so I was hanging upside down with my arms out at each side like an upside-down crucifix.

THAT WAS AWESOME!
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:24, archived)