No
let's just all have sex with her so that when he goes to have sex with her, it's all full of spunky goo and all baggy and that
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

*goes in for a secret one after everyone is done because that's how I like them*

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

I'm shagging every girl I meet to make sure that whoever he puts his end in, it'll always have my spunk grafitti in it...
...a scrawling and jittery 'GMOS'
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

I'm doing something similar
but more because I enjoy it than for any sort of nastiness against my fellow man.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:56, archived)