We asked Chantelle "Have you had sexual relations with anyone else since you started seeing Peter"... she said no... she was telling the truth
We then realised she didn't understand, so we explained what sexual relations meant... and she shit herself - literally
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

We asked Brian
"Did you set fire to Marys dog when you found out she'd let Terry finger her outside McDonalds" He said "Yes"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

I could do a show like that.
And now for the DNA test Zoe. This man you call your father, the man who changed your nappy and bounced you on his knee is.....................................................................................................................NOT your real father.
Now man the fuck up and piss off. You go that way and you go that way.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:34, archived)