Eating slightly less cake is as effective as regular exercise

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

eating twice as much low-calorie cake is as effective as exercise.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

Wearing tracksuits and trainers makes you look athletic
despite the tracksuit bottoms being a 40" waist
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

of their children: "it's just puppy fat"

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:46, archived)