Your cock is so useless that when you get an 'errection' it flops out like a chameleon's tongue and will only attracked the shittest of insects due to its stickyness and smell of forna

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

You line your anal tract with sandpaper to rub away the protective sheaths of your bumlovers
so that you can get even more AIDS.
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

Are all these things true?
/disappointed
( thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

Your arse is so baggy from being elbowed to your liver that it looks like a bare knuckle boxers' fist after fighting 20 rounds with a skip lorry

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

you practice inserting such large objects up your man-fanny that your ring is so well developed that it looks like a Krispy Kreme
made of salami
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

so wrong but made me laugh

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

The reason why Opera was invented was so people could make a noise that described your freakish, gnulled conker of a cock to the masses.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

You are so spasticated that you sleep in the shape of a swatstika

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

Haha!
I love you dude :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:26, archived)