Well that's made evolution pointless.
He's watering down the duck population with idiot blood.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

Good.
The fucking duck cunts.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

If this were the day shift, there would now be a lengthy pedantic wrangle about the way evolution really works.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

And people call *me* tedious??

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

We mainly call yuo boring.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

it's in our own evolutionary interest to weaken our competitors.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

Ducks don't compete with me for much.
In fact, they're a food source. A delicious food source.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

you'll be sorry when they take over the world.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

I'll just stay away from water and try not to keep bread in my pockets

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Especially crispy, in pancakes with hoi-sin sauce.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

I'm sure thickie ducks taste just as nice

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

Not if they jumped off a building beforehand.
Probably, anyway.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)