I'll admit here, that I didn't really read the story
Just saw the caption under the picture.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

You're very SHOUTY today.

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

There is a bridge in the picture
nothing else.

Are we really expected to believe that the bridge raped a girl?
Come on! pleeeeeease
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

This post contains two examples of
italic text, the first demonstrates a good grasp of the idiom. However, this appears to have gone to the posters head as the second use is entirely unwarranted, indeed I expected the term LOL or OMG to appear shortly afterwards.

Not bad, but room for improvement 3/5
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

You're a fine one for immitating my memes
I bet you fancy me.

AND WITH GOOD CAUSE
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

But until I copy it
it isn't a meme, it's just you posting stuff.

I complete you, and you know it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Nobody copied Cock Tuesday for the first year or so.

( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Don't worry
lots of people think it's really cool now. In fact, I saw a Cock Tuesday T-Shirt in Primark the other day.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

If it actually became bigger than this site
I would be really upset, because I wouldn't be getting the attention.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:17, archived)