Everyone would be happier if they had a pug to look at
All that anger would melt away 'twixt the folds of the pug's face
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

my foot would.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Your foot would melt away?
Are you allergic to pugs? This is a SERIOUS AFFLICTION and you should seek Doctor Help immediately.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

You foot would melt due to the awesomeness of a pug. Because you've got leprosy.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

I covered a pug in butter
and ate it.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

I too often get pugs and crumpets confused
The butter melts delightfully on both of them though.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

I once shaved a pug
it looked like John Prescott
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

If a pug could work out stilts
They would rule the world.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

I hate them
fat little fuckers.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

Oh Wormy
Let me buy you a pug, that'll cheer you up
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

I hate dogs
land-sharks
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

Cats are better
But in the land of dogs, pugs are king.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

You should have seen its little dog-tears.
delicious
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

i'm not sure i would
they look like a bulldog crossed with a yorkshire terrier, and i am fearful of all terriers

give me a border collie any day
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:42, archived)