It's the hair
needs more conditioner you see.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

I must get an awful long way,
when I sleep walk. All the way up to Scotland, spy on Dekazer, back home and all with no memory, except the subconcious image of a bag of Frazzles.

Now I have The Fear!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)

Dekazer, don't believe him.
His mangoo is not good for your hair.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)

*lower lip wobbles*
But, but he saaaiiid *sobs*

Actually, a Home Ec teacher at school once tried to demonstrate to us that spermicidal foam makes a lovely handcream. It's not such a great leap..
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)

God dammit >_<

I'm working on the "good for the skin" approach too.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)