Penguin bars were named 'Penguin' bars
because they were the energy snack taken on the first mission to Antarctica
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

now that's a fact i'm going to choose to believe
until it's true
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

This is TRUE though.
The glycerine in them is made from rendered down penguins rather than cows too.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Also, when you draw a face on a Smint box
it actually becomes alive.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

That's complete tosh.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

Also, there exists a species of aquatic bees.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

That one might be true.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

I love your brain.
It's also a fact that a day's worth can be messured by how many dogs you see.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

that could explain why work days are generally
a lot worse than days spent down the park in the sunshine.
fact proven. nice one, gonz
( evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

I'm going to tell all my friends this.
With a really straight face so they all believe me. It would be an awesome fact if it was true.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:28, archived)