My dancing has a 5 metre blast radius.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

I'm about the same, but in unsteady heels.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

I am very stable in my heels.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

I am usually, but occasionally I'll just get a bit too dancey and then suddenly... WOBBLE!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

Style out the wobbles as impromptu dance moves.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

I'm a 'shoes off' dancer
if I can manage it.

I'm a 'shoes off' kinda gal. My shoes are off RIGHT NOW
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

I'm a 'clothes off' dancer.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

Cor!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

*twirls*
*clears mantle piece*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

Blimey!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:30, archived)