I bet you go around goosing people
like a prat.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

Nope just touching peoples bums
like a creepy prat.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

I can picture it now
Your beedy little eyes glowing like coals in the darkness of a Yate's.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

My eyes's aren't beedy they're quite big and light grey.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

Your big eyes like saucers shining through the sweaty fog of a Flares.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

you're wanking while you type this aren't you?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

When am I ever not wanking when I reply to you?
Your sloping forehead, your sweaty palms, the layer of dew-like milm that coats your pallid flesh.

You are sex made flesh.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

that sounds like me

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

I think it's more acceptable when you do it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:18, archived)