You sir are missing your true calling on QOTW

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

And you are missing your true calling as something fat!!!haha

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

You are double wrong.
I am the ultimate QotW master.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

That should be a tv show
SPELLCASTING

L-I-E
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

SPELLCASTING
H-O-N-D-A-A-C-C-O-R-D
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

Just because it could never happen to you, doesn't mean it's true. I got proof, numbers and pictures my friend.
I'm DG...this sorta thing does happen to me.

A good night out for you is not getting ketchup down your tarpaulin shirt.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

Lies! These things don't happen.
EVER!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:29, archived)

I heard he wears a tent as a napkin.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

His mum is the inventer of the Scottish Bun Catapult

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, archived)