I almost got given an £80 fine for throwing a match on the floor outside my office.
£80. For a match. Bloody hell.

Have you been fined for anything?
( Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

some girls said I was fine, for a 8stone weakling you must understand :(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

From Oldham

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

yes, yes, from Oldham.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

It sounds like you've been the victim of 'Terrible Bullying'

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

Mykey, Mykey, he's upset because I'm on his ignore list, what should I do?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

I just spazzed through last nights /board and saw that
What a complete prick that fella is.
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

it's quite funny, I want to be a newer meme
GMOS: 8st 6' wklng
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

I might invite /talk to invent a new meme to replace one of my old ones.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

You have memes?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

COCK TUESDAY
no
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

never heard of it.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

I just love almost stories

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

I almost like you.

( Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

I almost laughed.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

I almost care
lets stop this animosity now, I can't cope with another internet enemy.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

*firm handshakes*

( Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Jobe and I are internet friends
after we resolved that thing about a day of the week or something.
The details escape me.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

I forget now.
*doffs cap*
( Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

You disgusting wanker.
I hope you think about that £80 next time you're about to litter.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

Oh wait, I missed the almost.
You jammy cunt. £80 isn't enough for law-dodging scum like you.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

BRING BACK HANGING

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

I should at least have got community service.

( Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

HANGING IS CHEAPER THAN PRISON
IT COSTS THE SAME AMOUNT TO SEND SOMEONE TO ETON AS IT DOES TO SEND SOMEONE TO PRISON!!!!!!!
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

MY CHILDREN ARE GOING TO BE PAYING OFF GORDON BROWNS DEBT LONG AFTER I AM DEAD FROM DOLESCUM STEALING MY OXYGEN.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

What about the people who go to Eton and then prison?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

THEY SHOULD KNOW BETTER

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

I will.
I've certainly learnt my lesson.
( Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

I wish the sun would hurry up and post the list of litterers in my area
to teach them a lesson
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

I like throwing rubbish out of my car window in the countryside.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Will this make you think twice about littering?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

Yes.

( Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

Littering is inexcusable

( SuperMatt, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

Unless you want to pay £80, yes.

( Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

No, it's just inexcusable

( SuperMatt, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

I agree.
Bad Jobe.
( Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

So is raping children.
Yo hypocritical boy-touch
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

oh it's only a match.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

The cigarette butt would actually have gone in the bin just down the way.

( Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Meh.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

not yet
eurgh I'm sleepy.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Like
this chap.
( Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

aww such a snoozy ottir.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

YOU DISGUSTING LITTERING SCUM

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:10, archived)