Zombie news!
The zombie page linked in my llama-tabulous profile has a game on it now! It would appear to be a bit shit, but it's a zombie game! Those of you that get turgid at the thought of zombies and pointless exclamation marks should go there now!
( Geordie Al, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:45, archived)

someone has taken baldmonkey as a name.
*sulks*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

It was baldmonkey
I saw her.
( Geordie Al, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)

People would like you more
if you were called "Baldminge"

it would make them smile to read of you.

*Thinks of bald minges*

hasty edit : I mean minges that choose to be bald, not ones so young they cant help it
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:52, archived)

A minge with a mind of its own?
Obviously i support its invididual right to have a mind
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

If cocks can do our thinking
why not let the badly packed kebabs of this world become sentinent
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

I support womens rights

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:58, archived)

I'll support their lefts then

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

I'll hold up the bits in the middle

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

With my face

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)

I think that's
a great idea, but my newly empowered bearded clam says no.

Sorry chaps.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)

*kicks your box in*

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

Woman hater
*ostracises*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

Are you trying
to rescue me?!?

*simpers*
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

Rescue ?
Is that some sort of sex thing ?

Yeah, definately.

*Has a bath in anticipation*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)

Everyone loves people with minge in their name.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)

OH, WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)

It's illegal.
Pervert
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

And how does this make you feel?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:52, archived)

Fuck off.
I'll get enough of that at my theropist's tonight.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

When you go there,
do you say "Fuck off, I get enough of this on b3ta/talk all day"?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

As the
therapist tries to bumlove you.
( Geordie Al, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

They do this after they hypnotise you
I read it in "Bella"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

Arf.
Not until today!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

tell them you aren't going to pay them
for the next 5 sessions of therapy, and then ask them how that makes them feel..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)