I wish I had a tail.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

Me too.
It'd be awesme.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

I'm leaving that typo, I like it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

near the etc
what was that film about the girl who turns into a werewolf?

she grows a tail and sellotapes it to her leg or something
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

Ginger Snaps

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

that sounds right but I've stopped caring now

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

Well fuck you then Frank.
FUCK YOU
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

I'd buy the DVD but I can't remember if you get to see much tit

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

I don't remember either.
You see her tits in Freddy Vs Jason
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

What

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

Mini T tried to say "open sesame" today
And it came out as "OPEN SAYS ESME" :)
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

Hurray!
Change her name to Esme.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

I wish I could get some tail.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

I've got one.
Ya jealous?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

thats no tail
its just a overgrown clit.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

it's prehensile at that.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

I wish you had a terminal illness

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

I think it would make sitting uncomfortable.

( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

Why?

( Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

i wish you had a tail too

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:15, archived)