He's a tourist
Not a suicide bomber.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

Well.
I am Arab. You never know.

Also, I am not a man, as far as I am aware.
(Mreek, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

now you just want the pandertron to be fired up dont you?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

I checked the profile, I think it's actually the singer from Whitesnake

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

Now THIS, THIS is panderbaiting.
b3ta.com/questions/impulsebuys/post427590
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

Oh look, BGB is being self-righteous, opinionated and generally unable to shut up.
What a surprise.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

Hove you considerd checking out some of the local traditions?
An old london tradition is that anyone who inhabits on of the ancient cottages within the original boundary walls of london, must offer a meal to a traveller. Its hard to find them now, but they still exist. to stop the residents being always bothered by tourists, its done on a sort of rota basis, but the local policemen usually know which cottage is taking visitors that day, you would be advised to take a carrier bag to bring away any food gifts you might get. Just say to any passing policeman that "you fancy doing a spot of cottaging" and doe h know of a good place, show him your bag to demonstrate you ae serious about it, and he's shure to help you out.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Fair enough
Manchester it is then. You need to declare it on your ticket as you are booked in. "Visiting attractions?" then head to London with your camera. "Likely to explode 30 lbs of high explosive under a burqa?" The North's your destination.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:50, archived)