Do you have a
micropenis or are you a Thalidomide victim?

Otherwise your genitals should be fairly easy to grope.

Links above may be NSFW
( Lord Gnome, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

Yikes to number one.
In other words, I did post on qotw
www.b3ta.com/questions/impulsebuys/post428500
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

Good lord
I've had spots bigger than that.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:21, archived)

Question is though
Could you scratch them?
( Lord Gnome, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

If I wanted

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:34, archived)