Racist.
Dress up as Alf Garnett.

I'd go as Raping Ron if I were you. All you need is a string vest, a big stick and a leer.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

My younger cousins are going to be there
and I refuse to accept they will find that funny
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

Christ.
Ryan Giggs? Afro wig and a football strip?

Rambo. Sod it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

Thank you for your ideas
I'll keep them in mind, but it'll boil down to what bits and pieces I can find to buy at the weekend.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Good luck, poppet.
OH ACTUALLY get a bin, cut a hole in it for your head and go as Rubbish.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

Ronald Reagan
Put on a suit and act like a jabbering mental patient
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

Rowdy Roddy Piper
Ronald Reagan
A Robot
The colour 'Red'
A Radish
Robert Winston
Randall from Randall and Hopkirk, Deceased
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:37, archived)