Or the ones with music

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Or the ones with actual intercourse

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

I prefer the porn where they just talk about the weather
And possibly lunch
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

via an internet forum

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

I have to limit myself on here otherwise I spooge manglue too much

( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

This calls for high-class British porn from Family Guy.
"You know Margaret, we could be having sexual intercourse right now."
"Yes, yes we could."
"Yes, but let's not."
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:51, archived)