Hasn't someone already done that?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

probably
seems unfair I don't get a go.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Good morning shoes.
How goes it?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:11, archived)