He's very very tall Spider.
You wouldn't be able to. Also, he has shit tits.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

They are hairy
and dont jiggle.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

Really? I always thought he was shorter than m,e.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

You're confusing me
with Spangolin
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

Nah.
Spangolin's better looking than you, in my eyes.

Though you are not without your charms.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:36, archived)