I drive an astra at the moment.
Well, sort of. I own it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

My Accord pwns your astra

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

my astra was FREE, motherfucker.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

I dont even have an Accord.
LIES, ON THE CUNTING INTERNET !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

Well then in that case I CAN drive my car.
Brooooooooooooom vroom vroom vroom squeeeeee CKSHHHHH.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Crashing isn't fun :(
Unless it's Gran Turismo, then you just bounce off the wall and carry on going
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

Neeeeow.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

Crashing is always fun
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

it's started! it's started!

( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Awwww, my big grown up woman!
Mummy's pads are in the bathroom, do you know how to use them?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

:o
i wasn't expecting that
( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

You're 13 love, it's a perfectly normal age.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

my tits hurt

( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

Stop flirting, you weirdo.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

i'm so confused!

( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:49, archived)