I always think of her as "Bellender Carlisle"

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

I saw her live once
she touched my hand.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

I'd bellend 'er Carlisle.
Hang on, that didn't work did it?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

It did
if you assume that "carlisle" is a euphemism for her vadge.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:47, archived)