I'm having my dinner made for me right now by the missus.
And I won a bottle of tequila last night.
Just thought I'd let you all know.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

Tequila's nasty.
I've got rose syrup. I'm going to make turkish delight over the weekend.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

No thank you I don't like that.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

Well I do, and you like tequila so you're wrong.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

I'm taller than you so you're really wrong.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

Know why you're tall?
SATAN. That's why.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

Yes, I inherited half my DNA of the chap.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Well.... good. Then.
Now what?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

Canasta?
Bridge?
Ski boxing?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

Mucky scrabble?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

I love tequila.
I'm on your side doc.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Good stuff, nice to see some quality drunks around here.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

If there'sa margarita around
I'll slurp it,
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

Yeah but the thing you have to remember about tequila
is that it's shit.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

Not the good stuff.
I just need some Creme de Cacao Blanc and I can make the world's best cocktail in the world.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

What you having for dinner?

( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

*Picards*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

eh?

( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Tea. Earl Grey.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

ohh
I'm very confused.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

Make it so.

( FoldsFive, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

Fuck off, Q.
Or words to that effect. You are not Q.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

The Dave Continuum is considerably less powerful than the Q one.
Even though we are Legion.
( FoldsFive, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

However there are more of you than any other type of being the world over.
world galaxy. Whoops.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Trudat.
www.balconyshirts.co.uk/Mens-T-Shirts/Balcony-Regular-Cut/p441_sc1393.aspx
( FoldsFive, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

I know.... 5.
The only people with my name are wiccans that've changed their names, their children and Scottish children actually called 'From'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

So Picard couldn't get the thread into the needle on his old Singer, so he took it down to whichever cunt was in the repair place on the ship and he says, get this;
"My sewing machine's fucked. Fix it."
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

ENGORGE

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Take over, number one.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

Lasagne.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

I just found a tenner in the street
FUCK YOU WORLD
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:25, archived)