I am drunk.
Service as usual. British Gas is safe in my hands. Honest.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

This reminds me of the time you tried drill a hole through your head.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

Good man.
You were missed at my birthday btw. I think Duncan wanted to continue the 'Which is shitter, Cass or Donny' conversation.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

He would have lost.
I need to make plans to come to Cov SOON.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Yes.
Do this. It'll be ACE.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

Buy a tshirt
help the needy.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

pffft

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

I just realised I've got the date completely wrong :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

It's trauma, love.
You've had a near death experience.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

I could have fallen off my roof had I panicked and screamed like a girl more than I did,
which was an awful lot if I'm honest.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

You great big jessie

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:31, archived)