Are you, Alice, mensturating right now?

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

It's true, this man has no dick.
Hello gorgeous.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

Hello sexy.
Why are people in Cov feeding meat to kids? IT'S OUTRAGEOUS!
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

I thought that was the irish catholic priests?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

I know!
I'm going to write to my MP about it. I might even go on Have Your Say.

How're you?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

I am drunk.
Service as usual. British Gas is safe in my hands. Honest.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

This reminds me of the time you tried drill a hole through your head.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

Good man.
You were missed at my birthday btw. I think Duncan wanted to continue the 'Which is shitter, Cass or Donny' conversation.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

He would have lost.
I need to make plans to come to Cov SOON.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Yes.
Do this. It'll be ACE.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

Buy a tshirt
help the needy.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

pffft

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

I just realised I've got the date completely wrong :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

It's trauma, love.
You've had a near death experience.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

I could have fallen off my roof had I panicked and screamed like a girl more than I did,
which was an awful lot if I'm honest.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

You great big jessie

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

I don't understand the reference.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

IT IS BECAUSE YOU FAIL

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

THERE IS NO DANA

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

THERE IS ONLY ZOOL

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

ONLY ZUUL

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

why don't you go ask her when she's ten feet tall

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

That song is on my randomburn.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

What's your boggle?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Hello mykey, how is Scotchland?

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Surprisingly warm
I fear though that the previously unintelligable accents have now become so common place to my ear that i find people with proper English accents to sound slightly odd.

Help me lukedoof, you're my only homo.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

Are you picking up a Scottish twang yet?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

Fuck no
I also make a point of correcting their funny words

'funcy piece' is rubbish, 'cake' is the word.

Fucking islanders.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

I would, but I am paralysed by the power of Ghostbusters.
As usual.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

They start filming the third one this December!
Woot!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

I'm far more excitable about the video game coming out next month.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

Ah yes id forgotten about that
What platform s it out on?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

PS3 first, then the rest later this year.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

Hmmmm
Do i get it on ps3 or wait for the xbox version for its slightly nicer controller...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

Wait for it on XBOX and get RED RING OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

DONT SAY SUCH THINGS
I truly love my ps3, its ten times more useful than the xbox.

But im oddly fond of the xbox...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

What has that got to do with it?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 22 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

I love you.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

Sorry, I mean;
Back off man, I'm a scientist.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

Menstruating.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

There's always been a problem with the twelveth floor but it's been quiet for years.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:31, archived)