No, I'm not having a BBQ,
I'm having a massive pile of stress burgers.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

what about?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

I want to spend all my time revising (which is difficult enough),
but I've got a large project due in 3 days before my first exam and I keep feeling like I can't concentrate fully on revision until it's out of the way. But then I feel like I'm not revising hard enough and stop doing the project to go revise.

*bangs head on table*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

you need a cup of tea

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

That's what I'm doing right now,
because we all know tea solves everything
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

STOP FUCKING ABOUT ONLINE THEN
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

I can do what I want. There are 24 hours in a day, typing a message takes about 10 seconds,
the combined time I spend on b3ta a day is about an hour/ 90 minutes, which is usually done at the same time as work.

But thanks for telling me how to spend my days.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Hah, Marlboro got TOLD ! Yeeeeeaaaa' boi'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

And you're not even getting paid for all this drudgery!
Gutted.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

If I do enough work now, it'll set me up to be paid well for future drudgery.
Hence the stress. If there was nothing riding on it, I'd be a floaty blob of easiness right now.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

If it makes you feel better, keep believing that.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

There's something about the phrasing of your vote of confidence...

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:34, archived)