The job that I applied for has 2000 applicants, and she's going through 350 of them to interview.
I'm not hopeful. But the taxman has paid me over £700 in the last few days, in two payments, to cover what I'd paid too much of. WITHOUT ME ASKING THEM TO :D

How're you? And are you having a barbeque?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

Not bad
I'm not having a barbeque, i'm sat in front of the pc with a hangover listening to 'how soon is now' by the smiths.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

I was listening to that this morning with my hangover

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

are you sure you both had hangovers,
or was it a general feeling of illness caused by such depressing music?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

How soon is now is about the only smiths song I like.
The rest is a bit mince in my worthless opinion.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

No opinion that contains a general dismissal of the smiths can be considered worthless.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

This

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Is that the one he covered from TaTu ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

I think you should give the money to me.
I deserve it for all the hardship your people put my people through.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

That would all be well and good
But I'm not Christian, nor do I have Nazi ancestors.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

So you deny the pain and sacrifice of my people, of which I am representative, at the hands of your people?
This will not fair well with the eldars at the next world council meeting.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

No, I'm not having a BBQ,
I'm having a massive pile of stress burgers.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

what about?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

I want to spend all my time revising (which is difficult enough),
but I've got a large project due in 3 days before my first exam and I keep feeling like I can't concentrate fully on revision until it's out of the way. But then I feel like I'm not revising hard enough and stop doing the project to go revise.

*bangs head on table*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

you need a cup of tea

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

That's what I'm doing right now,
because we all know tea solves everything
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

STOP FUCKING ABOUT ONLINE THEN
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

I can do what I want. There are 24 hours in a day, typing a message takes about 10 seconds,
the combined time I spend on b3ta a day is about an hour/ 90 minutes, which is usually done at the same time as work.

But thanks for telling me how to spend my days.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Hah, Marlboro got TOLD ! Yeeeeeaaaa' boi'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

And you're not even getting paid for all this drudgery!
Gutted.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

If I do enough work now, it'll set me up to be paid well for future drudgery.
Hence the stress. If there was nothing riding on it, I'd be a floaty blob of easiness right now.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

If it makes you feel better, keep believing that.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

There's something about the phrasing of your vote of confidence...

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

I've a strange sense of deja vu.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Yep, they paid me a few days ago
And I got another chewue today... Though one was cashable at the post office, this one isn't
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

I'm on THE LIST.
GET IN.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

HANG ON.
That wasn't my flounce :(
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

Groundhog day IS a very good film.

( broadsword, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

I'm sexy.
And keeping an eye on the League Two Play Off Final.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

I'm ok ta.
Need a piss but can't be arsed. Watching crappy telly (Zone Horror), doing a bit of web dev if I can find a CSS template I actually like.

I need to ask the tax man for some money.
( CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Templates ?
=((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Yes.
I can't be arsed with the design aspect and would like a nice template to work from.

I prefer doing the back end stuff.
( CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

Fair enough, I've never thought about using templates before.
Well, I have, and always dismissed it straight away, it might be a good idea for next time though =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

I'm at work til after midnight
I'm bored already. It's going to be a long day.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

This is rivetting information
*makes notes*
( broadsword, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

As they're not normally meant to be run indoors and I have no garden,
no.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

Ah
I'm celebrating the pool being open, so having one
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

I'm trying to draw an owl that doesn't look gay.
all my owls are homosexuals so far. *sigh*
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

{o,o}
|)__)
-”-”-

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

     HELLOOOOO THAILOR!
     /
{o,o}
|)__)
-”-”-

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

pffffft

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

     YOU THILLY GOOTHE!
     /
{o,o}
|)__)
-”-”-

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

I bought my first pair of darts yesterday.
they have annoying spinny flight holders, but are nice to throw.

pic if you give a shit
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

I bought some nice ones once.
I got drunk and left them in the pub. When I went back to that pub a few weeks later, the pub was using them as the house darts and they'd been ruined :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

Unlucky, that's cuntish on the pubs part.
I figured I may as well get used to one pair, since i've started to progress from aiming at the board, to actually aiming at sections of it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

Interesting definition of pair

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

set would have been better really
i guess.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

The spinning should allow them to group closer together.
What weight?
( magnum, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

I'm stoned
and having a party later.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

I've had a fruitless afternoon of shopping
I wanted a new monitor and a cheap and cheerful PC but found neither during a 40 mile round trip
( magnum, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:12, archived)