You'd be dressing like Jeremy Clarkson

( CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

60 inch chest
30 inch waist
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

Shit.
I forgot i was going to make a nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rijstevlaai this weekend.

Balls.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

frisbee rice pudding!
weirdo dutch eh

E doesnt like them.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

Yes, well, quite clearly she is 'All Wrong Inside'

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

I couldn't help but think that too.
So I tried it with Converse trainers instead of shoes and thought I looked like Doctor Who instead.

Jacket goes back in the cupboard. :(
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

No no no
I honestly think you could pull that off.
( SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

Clarkson is the cutting edge of fashion.
He'd still have an afro if he could grow the hair.

Edit: also, he wouldn't wear a t-shirt, it'd be a real shirt. Tsk.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:26, archived)