Everyone has a The One That Got Away though, don't fret.
I know I do. But I also have a The One You Always Go Back To but I am doing really well at not going back at the moment.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

It's not one, it's loads.
Occasionally I get to thinking "man, I was stupid. At least I know better now" and that's the queue for some lovely lass to come on to me and me to not realise and not sleep with her, then there's another one on the list.
( CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

Hello Fran! I thought you were...
I mean, have I missed offline drama?
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:24, archived)