It's just a heat rash

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

And I'm the queen of England.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

I'll have to check you to make sure.
Apparently the Queen- God Bless Her- has Swann Hunter tattooed under her breasts. "Swann" under her right tit and "Hunter" under her left one.

Most people don't know that, but I met a man down the pub the other night who apparently is an old friend of Prince Philip and who served with him in the navy during WWII. Seems that Phil had a naughty photo of his new wife showing off her tattoos that he spread around to motivate the troops.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

bugger off
My tits are for one man's eyes only - not yours.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:07, archived)