Trying to mediate between a mother and her daughter will always result in being seen as the biggest bastard that ever walked the earth
Learn from me. Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

*takes note*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

Today has been, or rather yesterday was, Olympic Bitch Trials
I got the short straw and ended up being a referee. My conclusion - fuck off and grow up, the pair of you. Thank you, ta.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

Hello, does your missus still need me?
Also, best NEVER to get between the two. It always ends badly.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

Oh knackers, forgot about that
I'll let you know when she starts being human again.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Hello BO!
I shall warn Mr Veritas of this. He is most likely to be mediating between me and my mother or me and my daughter.

Or all three of us for maximum bastard points.
( in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

Quarter past twelve last night
Both of them crying down the phone at me. Fucks sake!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

Oh dear
*supportive hugs*
( in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

Now I'm looking for a sub to go to The Specials with me as I'm not having her scowl at me for two hours while I try and skank my tits off tomorrow

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

I feel your pain
Anyone here like Blur?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

Haven't you found anyone to go with yet?

( in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

Nope.
The only people so far who have expressed an interest is the dullest man alive who looks like Herr Lipp and a fat, emotionally needy woman whom I went to school with.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:00, archived)

Close friends of yours then?
Why not consider who'd be most fun to go with and ask them especially?

Even if someone did want to go they might not feel comfortable asking you, especially as you've not made it clear how much money you're expecting for the ticket.
( in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

I'm not actually expecting any
One guy from here offered me drugs, but I'm avoiding weed these days on the grounds it turns me into a gibbering idiot.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

Does it?
How can you tell? Roffle, etc.
( in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

From what I have been told by caring and concerned individuals.
And rather horrible flashbacks.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

avoiding weed these days on the grounds it turns me into
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

Uh-huh.
I didn't realise strikethroughs were still considered amusing.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

Brilliant.
So now you're completely devoid of humour too?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

No, just suffering from a case of terminal bewilderment, I think.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

So, only you expressed interest?
I'm confused, you made it sound like you meant there was someone else with that title.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

I don't resemble Herr Lipp
Do keep up.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

When and where?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

Leeds about tea time

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:56, archived)