I'm at work and very angry
our student seems capable of texting me when something important breaks, but incapable of texting me to tell me he worked out it's not broken and he's just a retard
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

It's probably SSG's fault.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:07, archived)

whenever i'm angry i think of meerkats

( scott,, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

Don't you think
that Edwin Van Der Sar looks like a meerkat?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:10, archived)

Meerkats are very alert
I wonder if you could train a good goalie meerkat by hurling footballs at a troupe
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

It's an experiment I've often considered.
Fancy coming on a trip with me to Bristol zoo?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS IT IS A SCAM.
I went to Bristol Zoo with The Doveston and it did not end well.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

They wouldn't let you back out?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:16, archived)

It was one hell of a sexy affair.
Meerkats, antelopes and semen everywhere.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:19, archived)

Does this cheer you
or finely hone your rage?
( in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:10, archived)

no effect really
to be honest, i think of meerkats nearly all the time.
( scott,, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:11, archived)

I'm so angry I think they're going to need hats

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:10, archived)