I've seen enough for a lifetime
Which is why I buggered off from Scotland 22 years ago
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:09, archived)

ahah fair enough.
I'm going to miss the sun. I'm moving at the end of nov next year - so pretty much go from *just* beginning to warm up here, to bloody cold!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:11, archived)

You are perhaps fortunate..
In not having testicles to drop off in the winter
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

no - instead my boobs get to ache and have nowhere to retract into!

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:13, archived)

I would't worry
You shall be swaddled under multiple layers of clothes with a high tog value and not notice anything in that department
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:14, archived)

gods above and below...
I really am going to freeze - I wear about 4 layers in winter here - I won't be able to move for the padding!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:16, archived)

nip across to Poland
last time I went it reached minus 30
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:18, archived)

fuck me.
That's unheard of here. I think the coldest it's ever been where I am is -5. And that was last winter!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:22, archived)

when I was about 4 years old I drew a picture of a snowman
and being 4 years old I proudly wrote the word SNO underneath it

then my brother corrected it by adding a T

the cunt
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:14, archived)

Bet it still has pride of place
On the family fridge
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:15, archived)

awwww.
that's a little bit pathetically cute that you're still upset all these years later.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:17, archived)