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*waves*
I'm waiting for the grand prix to start so I can watch it & then go back to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
allo old chap!
what is it about cars? really?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
Your lack of a Y chromosome may hinder any attempt we make at explaining this to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
but I like cars
just not enough to stare at a screen watching them go around and around in a circle.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
It's ok. Not all of us stare at the screen.
Some of us go in person. And it's not circles, this isn't NASCAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
it's topologically equivalent to a circle.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
In the sense that a pentagon or a hexagon is yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
Your mums topologically equivalent to a circle.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
human beings topologically approximate doughnuts.
Imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
I'm a Calabi–Yau manifold myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
bad hair day?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
I'm licking the jam out of my ring as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
it's 8:00pm.
don't pull the YM stuff now please? Please?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
The Indy 500 is today too.
I know you wouldn't want to miss that.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
The indy 500 is shit.
500 miles is far too long for my attention span to deal with. F1... 200 miles... 90 minutes or so. That's about right.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
The computer game on the Amiga was good,
if you immediately turned round and drove round the track the wrong way.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
I prefered destruction derby.
The only driving game I remember on the Amiga was Lotus Turbo Challenge 2
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
destruction derby was awesome

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
Morning!
They go
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

also its Monaco today which is one of the more interesting races.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
how can it be "more interesting"?
do they put road spikes and hazards up to test their ZOMG1337skillzorz or something?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
well at least there's some scenery to look at.
and that bit with the building on stilts that goes over the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
It's a street circuit with no margin for error
even for someone who doesn't like formula one its worth watching in case a car ends up in the sea
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
or someone's living room

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
I think I'd have mixed feelings if an F1 car drove into my house.
On the one hand, it would make a terrible mess, cost a lot of money, and generally be a major inconvenience. But on the other hand, it would be totally awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
You might end up with a nice Lewis Hamantelpiece

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
Yes!
Monaco is ace. They should do something like that in London. If only all the Grand Prixes went through city streets.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
The Valencia GP is shit though

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
Be fair now. There's been one Valencia Grand Prix.
It was shit, buit that doesn't mean it's always going to be shit. I've seen shit grands prix at Silverstone and Monza. It can happen to anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
"Grands Prix"
Monaco is good for the spectacle, annoying because of all the showbiz hangers-on and fun because of all the crashes

it's also a bit shit because absolutely no one can overtake and there's inevitably about an hour of safety car laps
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
Grand Prixes.
I'm not French.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
I went to the Birmingham Grand Prix
it was all of the win.

Technically not a real grand prix apparently but I was only 10 so what did I know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:27, archived)