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I boughsome of these from a disoont book store for a couple of quid.
They are fun to make:
www.wizkidsgames.com/pirates/default.asp
What sort of prick plays the game though?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
ONE MAN THRUSH

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
WANKER.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
I AGREE

(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
NOW I'm offended.
Fuck off, you odious wankstain.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
A piratical prick?
That has dreaded is pubes so his member looks like Johnny Depp's face.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
On a scale of one to ten.
How bad a thing is it to be vomiting blood?
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
3.5

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

we may need more context to say for sure
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
About a nine, but only if it's your own.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
A solid 9

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
Depends on the colour and the viscosity of the blood.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
Bright red and sort of... stringy.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
You have a period in your mouth.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
Have you been coughing a lot recently?
It might just be mucus mixed with blood from your tubes from the irritation.

I'd get it checked out though.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
Bad enough to take an asprin and see the doctor if it hasn't stopped withing a week or two.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
Haha you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
I did that once
I was also throwing up water. I went blind for some time too. Luckily the sight come back after some rehydration and about 2 weeks in hospital.

So, yeah, ask a doctor or something.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:35, archived)